AGE : 18----
SEX : Why, of course----
SPECIES : Douchebagus Hornimia Fourchanamus----
HAIR : Only on the right places.----
EYES : Dark Brown----
HOBBIES : Fighting a rich kid with issues dressed in a flying mammal suit----
LOOKS FOR : My god damn keys. Where the FUCK did I leave those?----
MOTTO : Copulate, not populate.----
BLOOD TYPE : AB+ ( Don't even THINK about it, Cullen. )----
SOCIAL CLASS : I have enough spare time to write this shit up. Make of that as you will.----
STUDIES : Way more than you probably.----
ALIAS:JD/TentacleRapist/OhMyGodGetThatSpoonAwayFromMe----
FAVORITE COLOR : Sorry, not racist.----
FAVORITE FICTIONAL HERO : Moses----
FAVORITE SUPERHERO : Chuck Norris----
FAVORITE WRITER : ANTHING BUT STEPHANIE MEYER. BURN THAT HO.----
FAVORITE MOVIE : The Godfather----
FAVORITE TV SHOW : Don't watch TV. Again, I have internet.----
POLITICAL TENDENCIES : Grammar Nazi----
