Suddenly Dicks. Dicks Everywhere.

I just met 3 guys named Dick in a row. What are the odds? Turns out that the real world is much more batshit insane than what we muster to put on tv. Except for Michael Bay. Fuck that guy. Seriously, the laws of physics do not allow for shit to explode everywhere in an american-flag shape every time we blink. Anyhow, appearently biology is a field full of bizarre findings and facts. For example, I found out that Australia is God's way of saying "Here, I just found out all these potentially world-ending species and placed them all in one place. Neat huh?". Appearently you can't take a dump in there without fearing some jumping spiders leaping the hell out of the toilet into your bare ass or some triple headed snake eating your firstborn while you do so. Or whatever it is that Australians fear.

Of course, my favorite bizarre location is still Japan. From half-functioning giant mechas powered by forsaken children and crabs big enough to immobilize a Volkswagen Scarab, it is no wonder why so much fucked up sexual and social paraphernalia sprouts out from such a reduced number of little yet incredibly weird island to traumatize us beyond recognition. Sounds like the materialization of 4chan to me!